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Name: Mike
Birthday: 8/22/1982
Gender: Male
Interests: chilling, playing games, working out, talking to people.
Expertise: being a chill dude..and a great friend.
Occupation: Student
Industry: Banking/Finance
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Member Since:
2/9/2003
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| Im sitting in the bathroom alone taking a poo at work.
So a man walks in and goes to the urinal.
After he starts peeing he starts making the loudest moaning noises ever.
So you know I cough to let him know I'm IN there with him.
Well the hell if that little fucker started moaning louder.
So ok whatevs Its weird whatever. So another guys walks in ad they both know eachother.
So he walks up to the urnal next to the moaner and says "oh hey bob how's it going... Blah blah"
anyway mid way through the moaner just let's a fart RIP.
And they both start giggling. Hahha these guys are like 50 yrs old.
Hilarious. | | |
| Online shopping is addicting.
What's not to like?
You can shop in your ppansu if you choose to, usually find cheaper deals, not have to worry Bout fighting crowds and pArking at the mall.
The Downside? It's EAsy to get carried away.
Anyway, I just ordered something online using larrys theory.
I ordered it last night so that it would arrive next mon/Tuesday. That way I would hav something to look forward to early in the week. | | |
| Just got back from Bahamas. Heres the run down.
Thursday:
30 min cab ride to Atlantis (paradise island)
check in, unpack, and straight to the beach. The water was pretty amazing I must say.
even more amazing were how many freakin girls there were. All underage. why do they all have to be attractive too?
After the beach, we hit up the water park which was pretty tight. Bob screamed like a little vag on the first slide we went down. HAHAHh that shit was steep. good times.
Ate some lunch, showered up and on to the casino. Massive cash lost. lots of beer drank and massive shots taken.
We ended up at the casino gaming board office cuz those sob's gave Roy a $100 chip instead of a $500 chip.
I passed out on the couch in the office while Bob yelled for like an hour. That $500 chip was never seen again.
Friday:
Beach, jet ski it up. Lots of fun. Almost got all my stuff stolen by the shady locals. turned out okay.
went into downtown and got a decent meal. ate some conch. good stuff.
got back and just gambled the rest of the night and drank some more brews.
Saturday:
Got up, thunder storms!
cleared up in like 30 min tho, and we went back into downtown just to shop.
All stores close at 5:30 because locals come into downtown strapped and straight up rob stores at gunpoint.
gangsta.
went back to atlantis and hit up the water park again and just chilled out at the pool and played some ping pong. once again, gangsta.
grabbed a bite and headed out to the casino again. played a little bit and then hit up Aura (atlantis' night club)
plastered. seriously got super drunk. bob ended up going back to the room early he was so hurt.
tommy took off his clothing and swam in a fountain. yes, that really happened.
i freakin took pictures with a broke back mountain cowboy.
and of course we played more at the casino.
oh and roy danced with a 40 yr old lady. HAHAHA
Sunday:
woke up and hit up the pool to sweat off the alcohol.
hit up the most delicious buffet ive ever had.
passed out at the room, and went out to the beach and then pool again. after laying around at the pool the lifegaurd kicked us out cuz it closed. douche.
then hit up the buffet again. yea, we ate at a buffet twice in one day.
more casino and basically pulled an all nighter.
monday:
check out and ship out.
Celebrity Sitings:
Josh Smith (Atlanta hawks): so this tall ass black dude sits right next to me on my blackjack table. The guy is like invading my space and has his lanky ass legs all up on me. I take a look and its freakin josh smith. played with him for an hour or so. Pretty typical from what you expect a baller to be like. funny dude tho. seemed very high.
Michael Ballack (chelsea, German soccer team: so I look over while playing blackjack and notice this dude sitting at the table across from me looks like ballack. I send tommy to investigate if that was really him. Tommy comes back and says, yea he just busted out $10,000. So, I get up and go ovr to him and shake his hand. Completely star struck.
Matt Stafford (detriot lions, #1 overall pick 2009): I didnt seem him but Bob said he saw him.
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| I played golf all day Saturday and got back home pretty late around 9:30.
Most of the people I know went out to the park but lately that hasn't been my scene.
So I ended up watching a rerun of snl, iron chef an episode of stark trek the next generation.
Some might call that lame, I call it my renaissance.
Going to Bahamas in 3 days! | | |
| The owner of the blimpies I often go to for lunch is indian.
Evrrytime I go, he invites me to go eat dinner with him and his wife at a Korean restaurant he likes in fairfax (cho's garden)
I always smile and say that we definitely should but man I don't want to goto dinner with a random Indian dude. ThAT guys really wants me to dine with him tho. He says he loves the bulgogi.
Damnit I don't want to have to stop going to blimpies, I love that place. | | |
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